This walkthrough will get you through the game the quickest way possible, but not necessarily the best way:
- Wait through the opening scene, until you are in the Walk-In Freezer.
- Push the plate three times.
- In the next room, go west three times.
- Wait 21 times.
- Pull the IV three times.
- Push the button.
- Wait twice.
- Eat the cracker.
- Drink the milk.
- Enter the door.
- Examine the parchment, and you’re done!
Easy peasy. But definitely not the BEST way to complete the game. Unless you’re into the whole brevity thing.